Našla sam ovo na fejsu, u grupi Twilight....what really happened.
Uglavno, ljudi se malo zajebavaju pa su napisali svoje priče, kako bi zapravo trebalo biti...
Maturalna
Bella:
Edward, this is beyond mean! Why are you making me go to a dance with a broken leg?! Is this some kind of sick joke?
Edward:
Yes, yes it is.
Bella:
Well thank you for your honesty... Dick
Edward:
You are very welcome my dear.
Ron:
Hogwarts?
Edward:
Not even close...
Ron:
Damn
Bella:
There is some chick over there looking at you. I don't aprove!
Edward:
You have nothing to worry about Bells, I like boys, remember?
Bella:
...
(Mr. Tumnus appears from no where and is walking in and out of the trees.)
Edward:
It was a joke Bella.
Bella:
You're ruining the script Edward.
Edward:
Actually the truth is, I'm an 108 year old Virgin.
Bella:
I wonder why.
Edward:
Me too.
(Ron keep looking for Hogwarts in background)
Bella:
God, you're hopeless
(wobbles on her broken leg away from Edward.)
Edward:
You can't leave me you made a promise in MAC remember?
Bella:
Oh yea I forgot I'm supposed to love you...According to the script.
(Edward and Bella dance to Jizz in my pants, while Tumnus and Jake and Ron continue to show up out of no where in the background)
Bella:
Edward really.I'm ready to be a vampire now.
Edward:
I could never do that to you!
Bella:
And why not? I thought you said you wanted to be with me forever. If I die then that's not forever, and that makes you a liar.
Edward:
Forever is a very long time Bella.
Bella:
Forever with you is a VERY long time.
Ron:
Hogwarts?
Edward:
Still no!
I've told you before. It's second wardrobe to the right, then straight on to Hogwarts.
Ron:
Thanks Cedric. I knew I could count on you.
Edward:
I'm not Cedric!
Harry:
You're alive!!!
Bella:
Who are you?!
Edward:
Not you again.
Harry:
Don't you remember me Silly?
Edward:
Do you remember THIS!
(Sparkles)
Harry:
What magic is that!?
Bella:
What kind of freak are you! It's body glitter for god sake!!!
Harry:
Could I touch you Cedric, just once.
Bella:
His name is Edward! And get yo filthy hands off my man bitch!
(kills Harry. the song Get out the way (move bitch) plays as Harry dies by his own wand)
Edward:
I had it under control.
Ron:
I never seen that magic trick before!
(walks back into forest)
Cedric thanks again!
Bella:
Who is Cedric??
Edward:
I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky!
Bella:
What is your problem?
I'm tripping out. This is all a really bad dream, with a hot messed up blood loving freak!
I like it.
(Edward drags bella to the dance floor and forces her to dance with him.)
Edward:
See it's not so bad, now is it?
Bella:
How could it get any better. Dancing with the love of my life. Who likes MAC
Edward:
We don't speak of that dear. It will give us away!
Bella:
Us away?
Edward:
Shhhh you ask to many questions, just dance dammit.
Bella:
My leg is broken! James broke it remember? Wait nevermind you were to busy fixing your hair in the mirrors to notice!
Edward:
And That was cut out! I'm not sure why though.
Bella:
Really?
Jake:
Is it time for me to come out of the closet yet?
Bella:
What??
Jake:
I'm supposed to tell you my dad said no to dating Edward so he can give me money! Thats what real friends do you know?
Bella:
Where did you come from?
Jake:
Well my mother and father fell in love...
Bella:
...
Edward:
Sup Dawg.
Jake:
Is that a wolf joke?
Edward:
Wait I forget I'm supposed to hate you.
Bella:
You guys are messing this whole thing up! I'm just sick of it!!
That's it. I'm gone
(wobbles away)
Jake:
What's up with her?
Edward?:
Wanna play Xbox?
By: Gabrielle Elizabeth
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